FARTING IS A VITAL SIGN OF LIFE!!

 Covid 19 Update SA...

(June 5th) 5,450 new cases and 97 new deaths /(June 4th) 5,668 new cases and 67 new deaths/(June 3rd) 5,360 new cases and 54 new deaths/(June 2nd) 5,782 new cases and 110 new deaths/ (June 1st) 3,614 new cases and 95 new deaths/ (May 31st) 2,792 new cases and 67 new deaths/ (May 30th) 3,755 new cases and 76 deaths/ (May 29th) 4,519 new cases and 70 new deaths/ (May 28th) 4.574 new cases and 123 deaths/ (May 27th) 4,422 new cases and 93 deaths.

TEN DAY SUMMARY: SA has seen 45,936 new cases and 688 deaths. Therefore, based on these stats: I can put it to your face that if the behaviour of all South Africans doesn't change for the good for all our survival; the dire has been cast.

New cases per month will average: +137,808 infections. Our deaths rate will top +2,064 per month. ANNUAL PROJECTION: New cases will steep up to 1,653,696 or 1.6 million. Deaths will register about 8,286 lives lost to Covid.

Remember? Covid Cases and Deaths exclude other regular causes of deaths and hospitalisation in SA and the World. People are still dying from other diseases (includes natural causes) and homicide (crime and accidents). Covid 19 has taken the centre stage.

I thought it'd be expedient for me to breakdown these figures for you to think more seriously about your own survival. Today, there's a 70% chance of you dying from Covid 19 than from any other way fathomable.

The ten day stats model I'm using, helps us to focus and see our monthly and annual projections if these trends continue unabated. This awareness on my part, reminds me to be vigilant every day (23,040 breaths) for ten (230,400 breaths) days while looking far into my horizon to survive one month (691,200 breaths) and maximum one year (8,294,400 breaths).

One adult does about 12-16 breaths/minute. Wow! I bet you didn't know that. I decided to use this breath analogy since Covid 19 is very malicious and merciless when it comes to starving your lungs and making it impossible for the infected person to breathe without being plugged into a ventilator.

Our bodies were designed by God to inhale oxygen and emit carbon-dioxide. But, when Covid 19 invades your body, it makes it impossible for your lungs to get rid of carbon-dioxide locked up inside. Used oxygen inside your lungs is similar to all the waste inside your stomach which gets disposed via the rectum.

On a lighter note, your nostrils play a similar role as your rectum does with waste disposing albeit in a gaseous form. Everything we take in through breathing or eating, becomes unwanted gases that our bodies would like to get rid off asap.

Farting is not all bad as some of you have been miss-educated to classify it as bad manors. Dead bodies do not fart, why? Because they're dead. Farting is a vital sign of life.

I used to joke and tell my colleagues about it. Picture yourself laying emotionless and lifeless in the ICU and breathing through machines. A group of specialist doctors and nurses are gathered around your deathbed, discussing how close you are to dying.

Medical record files in each hand and suddenly, you hear these muffed up voices calling your name. Come on buddy, give us a sign that you're still alive.....the least you can do to prove this: is by FARTING the loudest you can!! Come on buddy, you can do it!

And by a miracle, something gets hold of your lifeless body, when you find yourself pushing, and pushing then.....BOOOOOooooo!

You farted so loud that got the doctors jump around with excitement because they just heard one vital sign coming out of your rectum: YOU FARTED! HALLELUJAH!

Ordinarily, uneducated fools like you and me would have stumbled to block off their noses and mouths for the disgusting gases your lifeless body has just released. But for the doctors who had gathered around you, it was nothing short of jubilation: none frowned at your farting, they embraced it instead!

SEE WHAT I MEAN? Covid 19 will make it even impossible for you to release the dangerous gases out of your system and kill you dead! I SEE YOU.

~2021~