Hey Preacher, We Pay And You Dance!

 

Hey Preacher, We Pay And You Dance!

The Church has taken a warped turn in every sphere of her existence, shocking! Class, like cancer is killing our fear for God, we’re dying and eaten alive by this cankerworm of pride. We can let you join our club if you’ll show us your social status card. Many proud people aren’t even aware they suffer from this silent malignant cancer!

The pride of thine heart hath deceived thee, thou that dwellest in the clefts of the rock, whose habitation is high; that saith in his heart, who shall bring me down to the ground?

Hey Preacher Man, we pay you to dance for us. It’s us who pay the pipers and all the music played in this church comes at our discretion! The music and the symphony heard across these walls is meant for our entertainment!

Please spare us your Hellfire message and tell us that Jesus loves us, no matter what we do! Life is happening now this side of the grave; no one has any idea what’s going on over there! Do not scare our elites, our celebrities and all our astute politicians with your Hell-raising sermons.

Therapy is the only reality in our rich world! If you still want to continue living in your bought luxuries, take heed of our warning… people are offended, please tone down your message!

Prophet Obadiah is addressing the same challenges faced by ordinary people of our generation. How nice and easy for the lofty spirit to scold the poor and the needy: Go get a job and stop irritating us with your alms!

In case you’ve been wondering why so many preachers in our churches, have chosen the crazy way of Balaam: now you know. Balaam was driven by greed and covetousness when the crooked and corrupt king bribed him to only say the nice things about his wicked kingdom!

The Almighty God would have none of that nonsense, to be spewed by His falsified prophet: to prophesy lies in God’s Name! After failing to find a human voice to stop the deranged Balaam, God opened the mouth of a donkey to revive his sanity!

While I know and always take it in my angry strides when it comes to millions of Balaams behind the pulpit: I feel no shame nor understanding for these money-poisoned preachers! It’s better for them to strive for all the fancy perks and the survival of their grifting families than it is necessary to preach the uncompromised Word of God!

Hey Preacher Man, we pay you to dance for us. It’s us who pay the pipers and all the music played in this church comes at our discretion! The music and the symphony heard across these walls is meant for our entertainment!  

I watch all the so-called Christian TV Channels: TBN, Day Star, God’s TV and all locally produced Christian Channels to no avail of finding the Gospel Truth! All these guys from North to South and across the East to the West, are only in this business of preaching for money!

They’re all softies and tender loving sin-friendly preachers when compared to Jesus and His Apostles. Today’s Christians are almost living in a World where sin doesn’t exist, they won’t tolerate a preacher who calls them out for their filthy and sinful lives! Hey Preacher Man, we pay you to dance for us.

Going to Church is a bloody waste of time since Jesus was killed two thousand years ago, and after the death of His Apostles! It’s a shame for these greedy and grifting preachers, to deliberately ignore the Truth of God left for our posterity inside this massive open vault, the Bible; hidden in plain sight!

The pride of thine heart hath deceived thee, thou that dwellest in the clefts of the rock, whose habitation is high; that saith in his heart, who shall bring me down to the ground?

Hey Preacher Man, we live in clefts of the rock.. We live in high rises and multi-story houses treat us with respect otherwise, we will cut off all these perks and privileges we give you!

Your income is guaranteed thru our sweats. Your job is to beat up the poor and demand what God doesn’t demand of you! Pay your tithes and offerings and all the church membership levies or get out! Hey Preacher Man scorn them real hard, them dirty poor among us until they leave our glorious mega church!

Look at us, we’re high-class people who deserve to be handled with golden gloves… we pay you very handsomely, do not bite the hands which feed you! Tell us what we like to hear.

Hello, if you’re still looking for the Truth in a church, I say dream on! I am the Way, the Truth and the Life, said Jesus. You see, Jesus does not trust any mortals to keep His Truth! Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man inside these rebellious churches can hear my knock and open the door: I will come in and sup with him!

Would you believe me if I told you that these proud people who pay the pipers in your church, have left Jesus standing on their golden doorsteps of their glorious mega churches, for over two thousand years now? Everything happening inside your church, is nothing but a circus! Same old, same old!  

These lofty and proud churches have been fund raising for decades and yet, their immediate neighbourhood remains unchanged! Our bars and taverns have larger crowds than those found inside these proud churches.

Hey Preacher Man, we pay you to dance for us. It’s us who pay the pipers and all the music played in this church; comes at our discretion! The music and the symphony heard across these walls is meant for our entertainment!  

Are you standing with our board of directors, or should we find another preacher? No, no… yes, yes... I, I am with you! I see, you never knew that your man of god was a puppet on the strings. He sold his soul and yours to the Devil for riches! Yep, the guy is a gifted entertainer… a very good actor, I must say.


Hey Preacher Man Narrative Written By: Sydney Pikelela Gutyungwa
© October 28, 2020
Featured Title Track: Pure Funk
From The Title Album: The Best Of Down To The Bone
Acid Jazz Artists: Down To The Bone
©2006


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