PIKELELA GUTYUNGWA MEMOIRS

  I Dare Say... We live in a crazy world where straight talking isn’t straight enough to make sense anymore... even to the dumbest dumber out there! Isn’t it crazy enough to even label people living within this world of eight billion strong citizens, dumb? I never thought that one day, I’d be living in a world where languages are disappearing this fast! Hey, what are you talking about? Come on man please, make sense! Hello. How do you expect me to make sense out of every line coming out of my mouth, when your gender-neutral language police are pelting me with biased language Molotov cocktails? Look at all the damage you made to my impeccable English Grammar? I spent my lifetime learning and sitting under intense tutorials from all my English Teachers in all levels of my life! I dare say... Whatever happened to this once beautiful world when once upon a time ... people looked forward to learning from each other right across their cultural differences. Hi strange...

  This Day Today! Even during the very seconds I was conceived, just as a tiny zestful speckle... Always jelly-dancing in faith, anticipating being taken in! Vexing and throbbing within my heartbeat the only passport, I needed to life... I continued every single second, minute, and by the hour. This day today continued to roll as I triumphantly discovered all the members of my body... piece by piece! You see, even before I showed my face to this world, I had already learned to live for another day... this day! Suddenly, one day, this day today... I finally hit the shores of this wicked world! Hey, wait a minute, what had just happened here, and where’s the rest of me? This day today! Poor simple me. My mushy brain informed me I was not alone... every time new ligaments tacked themselves to my body! This day today! Detecting the closest friend I had was my mother... brought all the ease I needed to survive to this day! This day today, turned out to be the real fr...

  Talking About Nothing! Talking about nothing to people who believe anything, anytime and coming from everywhere...often makes sense to people who believe everything about nothing! The more you do not make sense when talking about nothing in saying nothing about everything: the more gullible people believe the non-sense you are rambling about! Why do we still have people in this modern age who believe in the flat earth amidst all the educational advancements which surround us? Are these people complete morons or 100% unteachable? There was once a time in history; when people were sentenced to death for spreading the lies... that the earth was round! The sad part of this warped history is that these death sentences were meted out on these advanced pioneers... by the erstwhile Christian rulers. Didn’t these Bible illiterates never hear it was Prophet Isaiah who first declared the earth was round? It is He that sitteth upon the Circle of the Earth, and the inhabitan...