THE BIG ZERO FIVE!

 Throwback....
Here's Anathi's Reprisal I wrote for his third birthday. I wrote it in my mother tongue, Xhosa vocabulary that is. There's no way to make it make sense in English.

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The Big Zero Five!

Hello. My name is King Anathi Gutyungwa. I am five years old.

I overheard my kindergarten teachers whispering, wisdom for kids like me... comes in multiples of five!

So Yes! Five I am, five I come and five I stand... all the way to Ten! I will be ten times smarter by the time I hit ten!

The Big Zero Five I am. The Big Zero Five I come and stand all the way to the Super Ten! I am King Anathi Gutyungwa.

I smile when I’m sad and laugh out loud when I’m angry. Cry? Who, Me? Nah. I leave that to babies!

By the time I hit two, this boy in me could master the smartphone like a seasoned Pro. Believe me when I say, I’m smarter than smart.

Wow. My grandson! Smiling down from Heaven, Great Grandmother Delta.

The Big Zero Five I am. The Big Zero Five I come and stand all the way to the Super Ten! I am King Anathi Gutyungwa.

They all say dynamite comes in small packages. But hey, this dynamite isn’t ready yet to explode and burst into the Theatre of Dreams, this World is!

Whoa! Just look how tall a mountain these giant ladders I must climb! What an awesome challenge for the King! What a marathon of a race to run.

Looking at my giant watch around my wrist. I still have one more year to round off my Kindergarten Diploma.

Who said it was easy to be a kid? It will take me another 12 years to finish my formal education before jumping into young adulthood!

Hello Mom and Dad! Do not panic or be worriedly concerned. This your boy won’t give you sleepless nights!

I pledge myself to be a good and obedient son all the way to the top!

The Big Zero Five I am. The Big Zero Five I come and stand all the way to the Super Ten! I am King Anathi Gutyungwa.

Yes I know! It takes a lot of playing hard and eating well for us kids to grow into ironman one day in life!

Long Live the King! This is your Grandfather Pikelela speaking!

Happy Tappity Tap-Tap Birthday my Grandson!

The Big Zero Five I am. The Big Zero Five I come and stand all the way to the Super Ten! I am King Anathi Gutyungwa.

High Five Anathi! Your loving Aunts Yanga and Palesa! Happy Birthday Mr King... Your Six Grandmothers.

Insane. What a Beautiful Day for Anathi! Maureen and Queen, Great Grandmothers!

Happy Happiest the King! Where are you Anathi? Caroline and Lala your Aunts!

Enjoy your day Anathi, Uncle Wezi!

Hey, look here! I am watching you Boy. Great Grandfather Lawrence!

From All of us to the King! Your Kindergarten Class of 2023!

Happy Birthday! We love you Anathi! From all your Kindergarten Teachers!

Big Shouts from Busi, Fifi, Lindi, Thuli, Victor, Kenneth, Themba and whole Family!

Happy Birthday King Anathi!

 

The Big Zero Five Written By: Sydney Pikelela Gutyungwa
© November 11, 2023
Featured Title Song: See What I'm Sayin'?
From The Title Album: Ride
Smooth Jazz Artist: Boney James
© 2001

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