PIKELELA GUTYUNGWA MEMOIRS

Pushing Through To Nowhere! Life is a push or a pull. I believe this is a finite statement which needs no adjustments. How definitely am I with this? Very definitely! It took my mother all the energy in her reserves to push and kick this baby out of her blessed womb. I’m not very sure if I contributed and helped during the whole struggle. Babies do not get tired at birth because they were exerting energies of their own. These guys simply get frustrated, impatient and become distressed cause it took so long for them to be free. This is umbilical freedom! Pushing through to nowhere is nothing but the puzzle we’re all born to solve. Our scrambled pieces of our lives must be collected and unscrambled for our world to make sense. It’s hard to imagine all the sweats it took for me to be conceived and born into this world. Breathing and seeing the light for the very first time, was more fascinating than strange. I believe God capped the years of our life because He knows there...

  Data Equals Your Steps, Voice And Thoughts! While many people in the world today regard the Holy Bible as outdated and even obsolete... Everything we see and do was first recorded in the Bible! It was Prophet Isaiah and not Christopher Columbus who first discovered the Earth is Round. This was correctly declared by Isaiah in 700 BC earlier. It is He that Sitteth upon the Circle of the Earth, and the Inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers.   The complete data of our present world is registered in the Holy Scriptures. The Creation Story is not some made-up fables but pristine point by point account of everything we see in Nature today. Data equals your steps, voice and thoughts. Your own actions generate unique DNA and footprints of your personal data. Once a step is taken, it can’t be reversed or undone. Old Adam thought he could runaway and hide from God after committing the first sin. God used Adam’s Data which was spread all over the vegetation and thr...

  Hey You! Yes You... BOLO! Human migration and dire need for environmental change is embedded in the soul of every human being. Right early in the Garden, man was set by God to roam free throughout the whole Earth. The Garden of Eden would have survived and became the Centre of the whole World had Adam not sinned against God. Just imagine what an Evergreen Earth we’d be living in today! Hey You, Yes You... BOLO! Be On The Lookout! We live in the most dangerous Planet as it were. As fate resulting from Adam’s Sin would have it, God stationed Angels with flaming swords at the Gates and drove Adam away into the world of thorns and briers. God’s Plan was for people to live in a bright and Green Environment complete with never-ending natural resources and beauty. Mother Nature was poised to stand with humans. The modern man today, is feeling God’s Divine Anger unleashed thru Mother Nature! Man’s greatest predator and enemy is none other than man himself! The sin A...

 This Is Where I’m At! In case you’re wondering what happened to my mojo and just why I tend to cosy up solo outside the public domain of regular people. Just buckle up, relax and watch my arduous prolixness leaves you stupefied even before my voice hits zero decibels! Take a breath and free your mind as you take a deep dive into my world of congenital reflectiveness. I kid you not! Sometimes it takes time to find and discover a man hidden inside a stack of incongruent words. One must possess extreme cognitive awareness in order to stay ahead of the jaggedly skewed public lobotomy! This is where I’m at and this is how I roll! In this teasing cliffhanger of my life, I intend gyrating my terse words like gamblers roll out the dice. Excuse me my friend if you find this whole plethora of verbiage downright frazzling. It’s necessary sometimes to replace intense physical workouts with tumid poetical prose. Yes, pun intended! Hello. Welcome once more to Pikelela’s univer...

  Alone In Crowded Streets! In the beginning of my life there was one person, my mother. Then my father pitched up, the two shared a smile and a wink. Before I was conceived, I always lived virtually inside their shadows, smiles and joyous laughter. You see, the mood had to be right first. These two love birds began their romantic swan dance, and every time they danced Heaven adjusted and recalibrated the target of my conception. As nature would have it, one fine morning after a love-intoxicated evening: Mom woke up feeling heavier than usual. Dear Lord. This was my arrival. Then, there was three people inside this love nest. For nine long months I remained patched between my mother and father. There’s no place safer in this rugged place called Earth! Damn. I’d pay God any amount of money if there was a Stock Exchange in Heaven....   just to keep this cosy place for life. Like a kangaroo baby inside his mother’s pouch, I’d pop out my tiny head for the world ...

  Too Much Of Anything Is Nothing! I heard them say, don’t believe everything you hear or see. Always take everything with a pinch of salt. I thought every time people pour salt over something that thing must be ready for consumption. All consumers are believers. You can’t consume anything you don’t believe in. Hey kid, another thing! Always take everything in moderation . It’s always hard to moderate yourself when you’re enjoying a delicious thing! Heaven help us all! I just can’t put the lid back on this yoghurt...damn, it tastes so so delicious! Someone please, help me stop devouring this vanilla ice cream? I believe I have exceeded that moderation limit they warned me about! Too much of anything is nothing! Just when is anything regarded to be too much? Could someone please lend me a scale to measure what amount of nothing I’ve already washed down my throat! When I was a little boy I used to sin a lot when it comes to too much! I used to gobble down almost h...

  Going Tappity Tap Tap! All the music jars when the heart is out of wits, we’re told! Medical doctors are always fascinated when they discover their patient’s vital signs of life are intact. My colleagues used to laugh out loud when I told them, there comes a time in a man’s life... when farting becomes the only recognisable vital sign of life! A team of doctors gathering around a man’s sickbed will be going like... only if this patient could fart, that’ll be enough to demonstrate he’s okay! And by Golly, their prayers were answered when their sick patient let ripped and showed vital signs of being alive. What did the doctors do? You should have seen this! The doctors jumped and leaped with joy, hugged and gave each other the loudest high fives! It was magic in this ward! Going tappity tap-tap for these excited doctors permeated the hospital as other staffers rushed in to witness the miracle. Hallelujah, this patient lived to see another day! It’s always hard and dif...